February 2012
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
mcakeface:
Every single time I see that I have a new message, I sit here and think of the 5,000 different ways I could have possibly pissed someone off before I open my inbox.
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“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
me: i have this whole thing planned out im gonna tell them how much they mean to me and what their music has done for me and it'll be really nice
band member: hey
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me: can you sign this
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
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Internet: Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Tumblr?
Google: -raises hand-
Omegle: -raises hand-
YouTube: -raises hand-
Mapcrunch: -slowly raises hand-
Avox 1:
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heathyr:
That little emoticon at the end of a threatening sentence is actually the scariest thing in internet existence
parents: can we use your computer for a minute
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: yeah sure here you go
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markhopponus:
i fell in love with the boy at the rock show he said “EVAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE TURN MY MIC ON”
Passed my driving theory test!
Finally!
Now I’m getting bacon.
It’s waaaaay too early to be up on a weekend. Knackered.
*le yawn*
toocooltobehipster:
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m only joking Violets are violet
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
“Given that Saint Valentine was a third century Roman priest who was stoned and...”
– Sheldon Cooper (via winterstartingover)
Tumblr: We're sorry, our servers are over capacity because there are too many single people on tumblr instead of celebrating valentine's day with a partner
