February 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18
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africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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In real life: Oh my gosh, he's so hot.
Facebook: OMG he's fit as.
Twitter: sdjsahdjsadhsafsldsl look at him!
Tumblr: Fuck you, just. FUCK YOU.
Starkids: You know what I’d give him, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give him… an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT above a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a ten. Because I’m worth it.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Me: omg I don't have any money at all, I am so broke.
Your favourite bands: DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY HAVE NO MONEY, HURRY LETS TOUR THEIR COUNTRY.
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amenpenis:
Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
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a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
“In a very real sense, people who have read good literature have lived more than...”
– – S. I. Hayakawa (via abreathofdesperation)
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“She moved away.”
– the neighbours (via funknugget)
Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
jamjalex:
if the best things in life are free why do concert tickets cost money
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
sleepy cats song - Tom Fletcher
Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
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And this is why I don't understand why girls...
What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
